“Hey you. Can I come hide out at your house on Saturday? My parents are baby sitting and no me gusta.” Because I’m...
killervibe reblogged this from parksandcomplication and added: “YAy! Food! ” … …
alexxrrichards liked this “I was counting on you.” Damn
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parksandcomplication reblogged this from guyslikedarren and added: ‘classy lady’ …nice
“lotsa snow headed ur way I hear”cold dark times ahead for the living once I’m gone
Interstellar Dad Joke
Should I order the cute swim suit top for Christmas?
“Nope, went to KFC with classmates. I’m about to leave though. How?” hmm
“But if you wanted to, you could come over and we could watch it. Also I have fancy cheese.”
khamillahsstrive liked this “Behold my field of fucks and see that it is barren.” Huh.
“Recalls I told Lara about the cat mummies.”
I don’t text. Mine is blank.
“Their leader is hot, they have free healthcre and they’re less racist. Let’s go.” Talking about Canada or heaven? The...
samdewest liked this “sounds good!” ngl death sounds pretty sweet to me
“Go to hell” wow guess i didn’t see that coming
reigntoz liked this Sorry, I have a meeting with my old lady. Huh…suppose that actully makes ense
“ahaa, ok, I might not have time to see you then. Have a good day :)” Polite to the end :P I guess. + a smiley on a...