“she’s actually perfect and adorable i can’t deal”
“Definitely just rolled around naked in your bed. For an hour. Good job me.”
“My period only lasted two days”
scarecrowmes reblogged this from xertini and added: “It was the first thing that came to mind.”Uh.
“Sorry I died.”
“Quesadillas are fast, but a cruel mistress”
the-rockers liked this “i really want a koffing”
“The top of the salt fell off.”
There’s no toilet paper.
Just like cheese and chicken maybe
I will.
“is there really”
“I am complete”
“DAD I GOT MONSTER KID!!!!” I auditioned for an undertale dub and got the part :D
“I’m going to wait for you guys inside b/c its too hot and sunny outside (ew sunlight).”……At least I’d be a relatable...
greenhouse-nurse reblogged this from robots-batsen and added: Hmmmmmmmm :/
I’m on my way home
“Best Pepe and Raptor Jesus to make America dank again, 2016”
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