“Holy shit … This Snorlax”
“Do you want it?”
“I would write a whole TV show about nudists, only so Pedro never has to put on clothes again!”
jokage420 reblogged this from seagullfloaties and added: “Get a gun and steal Molly back” oh boy
“It’s all set up for 2:20 in Broken Arrow.”
“Okay, I am free at that time.”
bigtuna108 reblogged this from alextgsp and added: “Walking the dog got me to 4.4 on the egg”
“Hi mom”
“I’m having a difficult time keeping up.”
bisexual-berry reblogged this from flirting-with-psychology and added: “kissing is good, it helps with stress”
“I’ll come by on the way out”
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“I should have just held you down and fucked you anyway.” Isn’t this actually someone’s slogan right now?
I am here
No I’m coming home now.
“Ok. I’ll be home in a few”
“I DID A THING ILL SHOW YOU WHEN YOU GET HERE ALSO I LOOK FINE AS HELL SO YOU BETTER MAKE OUT WITH ME IN MY CAR”I’m...
Omg
” sorry, it’s 3001.ο»Ώ“
bunnearii reblogged this from danilovespenguins and added: “You know what I can’t wait for? Halloween.”
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danilovespenguins liked this “ Also I happened to be there after the accident and said "what happened to your car!?”’
‘’she’s gay’’-we were talking about pearl from steven universe…
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