“If I stop texting you it’s because my phone died and I’m stuck in hell.”
dontstealmysweetroll liked this “Ok”
There is a skunk in the front yard
“Oh okay”
“Sunny, you cheese traitor!”
starry5hark liked this Any human would
“They just keep ignoring me when I ask what time so I’ll just tell you when they do.” Jesus
“You burnt to a crisp yet?”
gayandcupid reblogged this from flirting-with-psychology and added: “I’m gonna go get Taco Bell for breakfast because my wife is gone and she is 60% of my impulse control”
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