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seereethepagan:

lilkittynellie:

spottytonguedog:

maneth985:

phil-of-the-phuture:

anonymouscatperson:

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

catf8sh:

bye-onara:

robotbisexual:

karajames:

poonpie:

thesoftgrape:

thehumorousace:

lgbtqpjo:

People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™

Straight person: Hey, you got a new haircut. Looks really good.

Straight Person™: No homo, but your haircut looks good on you.

In case you were confused 👌

Just like how there are white people who are gay and then there are the White Gays

White people who are gay: “I’m gay.”

White Gays: “I can’t believe I got accused of racism after calling that person a racial slur! I mean, I know what racism looks like because I’ve been discriminated for my sexuality. How is me being racist even possible? I’M GAY!”

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Lmao all the angry White and Straight people in the comments, keep reblogging

neurotypical: i don’t have any mental illnesses or disorders
Neurotypical™: Happiness is a choice!! ✨✨Have you tried yoga? Drink more water and eat kale ✨✨

cis person: i identify completely as my assigned gender

Cis Person™: It doesn’t matter what you identify as, cause you still have Female Genitals! I’m not being offensive!! Read a book on Human Biology! 🚹🚺

men: I identify as male.

Men: feminazis ruin everything, get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich bitch

atheists: I don’t believe in god or identify with a religion

Atheists: Don’t fucking talk to me if you believe in God. Open your closed-fucking-minds!! (usually targeted towards Christians)

nice guys: hey I know when not to invade someone’s space and I totally respect boundaries

Nice Guys™: IVE BEEN YOUR FRIEND FOR A MONTH AND NOW YOURE TELLING ME YOU DONT WANT TO FUCK ME ???? WHAT IS THE POINT OF WOMEN IF YOURE NOT HAVING SEX WITH ME?

this post got all kinds of better since I last saw it

This post is perfection across the board.

feminist: I believe in equality for everything between the sexes

Feminist™: ALL MEN ARE ASSHOLES AND SHOULD DIE! WE DONT NEED ANY OF THEM ANYWAYS AND THEY NEVER DO ANYTHING GOOD FOR US!!

Christian: I believe in God and his son Jesus

Christian™: We must Obey Bible In Everything and Take It Literally and if you don’t do it you’re Going To Hell! I’m praying for you to find God and have your sins Forgiven! Other religions are from Satan and So Is Atheism!

the-arkadian:
“ So, further to my crackfic idea of a crossover between ElfQuest and Dragon Age, here’s Sun Folk Fenris and Glider Anders. Though Anders probably ought to be taller…. Oh well. :-)
Fenris’ outfit is a cross between the concept art...

the-arkadian:

So, further to my crackfic idea of a crossover between ElfQuest and Dragon Age, here’s Sun Folk Fenris and Glider Anders. Though Anders probably ought to be taller…. Oh well. :-)

Fenris’ outfit is a cross between the concept art outfit in World of Thedas and Rayek’s outfit in ElfQuest. Anders’ outfit is loosely based on that of Aroree from ElfQuest with elements of Lord Voll.

I think this just squeaks in for Fenders Appreciation Week. :-)

bodaciousbanshee:
“ cemeteryconservation:
“ Nothing to see here, just a street corner in New Orleans…..
”
This is The Violin Monster and he’s really cool. You should all look him up on Facebook. He’s the most talented violinist I have ever met, and...

bodaciousbanshee:

cemeteryconservation:

Nothing to see here, just a street corner in New Orleans…..

This is The Violin Monster and he’s really cool. You should all look him up on Facebook. He’s the most talented violinist I have ever met, and he’s super sweet and friendly. He also teaches violin to kids. His back story is he’s a 400+ year old werewolf from Galway, Ireland who plays violin to quell his hunger for human flesh. I forget the details of how he became a werewolf, but I think it had something to do with a deal he made with a witch.

Story time: so one day I actually had spending money, so for funsies I kept putting money in his jack-o-lantern (that’s what his tip bucket is) requesting Scotch-Irish folk songs, and he didn’t just play every song he PLAYED them like he was in a music battle with the Faery King. I was quite impressed. Later, I ran into him, mask-off, at Café Envie and I told him “That was really cool, but you still didn’t play my favorite song ‘The King of the Faeries,’ do you not know it?” and Violin Monster looked around and over his shoulder, and then leaned over me and said in a hushed tone: “Oh I know it, but it’s bad luck to play that song. They say if you play it three times the Faery King himself will appear. So I don’t play that song anymore.” And then he smiled and walked away.

I don’t think Zach is just one of those performers who never breaks character, I think he’s actually summoned faeries by accident with his amazing music.

TUMBLR NERDS I HAVE A CHALLENGE FOR YOU

whatthefawxblogs:

HERE ARE THE STEPS:
1 - TAKE YOUR OLDEST FANDOM you know the one, that first thing you made art or wrote fic for, where you made all those really weird over the top OCs because you didn’t know any better
2 - TAKE YOUR NEWEST FANDOM yeah, that thing that you love and can’t stop thinking about right now
3- SMASH THEM TOGETHER like freakin’ conceptual play-doh
4 - MAKE SOMETHIN’ OUT OF IT make fic! art! a song! whatever!

HERE ARE THE RULES:

1- HAVE FUN WITH IT
2- THERE ARE NO RULES THIS IS CROSSOVER TOWN AND WE’VE STOPPED THE CAR IS GONE YOUR ROOM IS BOOKED AT THE OLD-TIMEY NERD MOTEL IT’S TIME TO DO SOMETHING STUPID

spicyshimmy:

vaiyamagic:

So… you know how people nowadays do like, old Victorian style Christmas dress-up? Do people in Star Trek do dress-up traditions from our time? Like, the ugly Christmas sweaters. Is it a thing they do because it’s fun to imitate what people did a couple hundred years ago? That’s a scary thought.

petition to make ugly sweater day on the enterprise official

PSA

geekgirlsmash:

youneedtolookatthis:

aspiringwarriorlibrarian:

soloontherocks:

If any of you try to start shit about younger fans getting into Star Wars for the first time because of Ep7 because they’re lesser somehow for not being a lifelong expert on something from before they were fucking born

I am going to Imperial March my way over there and beat you up.

Just so we’re all clear on that. They’re kids. Most of them were born well after even Ep3. You should be glad that they’re learning about a classic for the first time, not threatened.

Protect young SW fans 2k15. Or I’ll fucking fight you irl.

My protection extends to all people who aren’t called “real” fans because they don’t fit x criteria. You liked a single episode of Clone Wars and want to call yourself a fan? Welcome. The Phantom Menace was your favorite film? Welcome. You love cute droids? Welcome.

You don’t need anyone’s approval to be in the Star Wars fandom. Anyone who says otherwise, let me at ‘em.

No gatekeeping Star Wars.

No gatekeeping Star Wars.

No gatekeeping Star Wars.

No gatekeeping Star Wars.

No gatekeeping Star Wars.

No gatekeeping Star Wars.

No gatekeeping Star Wars.

I will fucking fight you with knives.

As someone who has dealt with gatekeepers since they were a kid (yay being a girl) I totally have your back if you’re new to the fandom, or a casual fan.

I will beat a motherfucker down with a toy lightsaber if y'all need me too.