sitting here wondering if this was an actual conversation involving esteemed author Neil Gaiman or if he just thought it was funny and wanted to post to tumblr.com
Girlboy with a he/him pin on one sleeve and a she/her pin on the other. Two people sitting on either side of her aggressively correcting each other on his pronouns
Batman walks in on the Hal and Barry arguing over the exact nature of Batman and Bruce Wayne’s relationship and promptly walks out
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
IM SO GLAD. HERE’S MORE
AU where Tim never picked up Bruce is Batman and just makes these charts
AU Tim and Bernard flirt by making wilder and wilder relationship charts for the justice league
I don’t have the energy to edit this but Superman also had a kid with Lex Luthor? And that kid is now dating Red Robin. Who called Batman “Dad” once. Everyone is confused.
Also Clark Kent once wrote an article about how cool and intimidating and mysterious Batman is, so I’m not saying anything specific, but I am saying there’s something.
justice league in shambles trying to figure out Superwonderbat poly relationship, more at 10
This is getting out of hand
You’re so correct, here you go:
Somebody stop me
This is brilliant! I love it.
Can I suggest a line from Red Hood to Ra’s with something about the Lazarus water? Alternatively, adding “the dead Robin” and Jason Todd on here too, meaning Jason shows up three times.
I’m gonna be honest I don’t know how much more I can cram onto this thing. Only one way to find out!
If you made all the names a circle it would be easier to draw more lines
Everybody say thank you to @ivywing for being SO much smarter than me. I present: Circle Chart
There’s three circles of people, but only the innermost circle is outlined
Also,
Also also,
Red/pink: romantic
Orange: general confusion
Green: Twitter
Light blue: murder
Dark blue: family
Purple: platonic
Keeps getting better! Thank you. I love that Twitter chaos gets its own color. As Harley is on here, any chance of adding Joker? I’m sure that would be a lot of lines, but I figured I’d ask.
You’re correct, the joker alone added seven murder lines but I think he deserves that <3
it’s been said before but the fact this site used to let you edit other people’s posts is beyond unhinged. the potential for slander was next level, you really could just edit the body of posts that weren’t even your own and it’d look like the OP said it. just casually spread misinformation via reblog, the original post being lost to time. john green cock monologue. sayonara you weeaboo shits. they gave us way too much power. can you imagine if a website let you do that today? people would lose their fucking minds. sure, on twitter you can impersonate anybody, but you have to make your own tweets. they would never let you edit other people’s tweets! that’s stupid! it’s literally the worst feature any social media site could ever have! if it ever happened somewhere else, it would be by accident and fixed immediately! but on old school tumblr? yeah, you could edit someone’s childhood fear from vampires to danny devito, and we all just had to live like that for years. INSANE.
@babytrain I AM PUTTING YOU ON BLAST???!!! MISS MA'AM DO YOU KNOW HOW ICONIC YOU ARE????
do you think they know how much they contributed to online literacy? to the spirit of curiousity? to the idea of doing research yourself instead of always having it laid out in front of you?
I couldn’t stop thinking about all those “Justice League plays F/M/K with the local billionaire population and Batman must sit there and suffer awkwardly” posts so I decided to flip it round a bit
It’s a miracle I made it through this I was laughing so fucking hard the whole time
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