Stuff and Things

socksolotl:

elodieunderglass:

thegaymertrainer:

This website has ruined me because I was not expecting a child to speak when he called himself daddy…

I can’t say I felt the same, but I have tremendous admiration for his composure

[Transcript:]

Person filming: Can you again ask me what you just asked me? What was that question? I don’t think… Daddy didn’t hear you.

Child offscreen: When can we have lesbian?

Dad: Mhmm. Okay. Maybe I did hear you right. Um, I don’t know what that is, Sweetie, I don’t know what you mean.
Child, emphatically: Lesbian!

Dad: No, I know– I know what you said, but I don’t think that word means what you think it means, okay?

Child: It’s like… spaghetti.

Dad: [Clears throat] Oh, excuse me. [Audibly restraining laughter] Do you mean lasagna?

Child: Yep!

Dad: Okay. Um, yeah, [high pitched with amusement] I’m sure we can have– [serious] I’m sure we can have lasagna really soon, okay? We’ll– We’ll try to… Yeah, we’ll make sure that we can– we can eat that soon, okay? Does that sound– does that sound good?

Child: Yeah!

Dad: Okay, alright. Thank y–

[end transcript]

tooquirkytolose:

In exchange for cash donations to keep this website afloat, tumblr will be issuing hand written vouchers for 1 free hour in the ballpit

charlesoberonn:

lesbiacebian:

grossxing:

you’re in a State of depression

timemachineyeah:

(X)

catgirlcommunism:

itsapmseymour:

new-resident:

itsapmseymour:

itsapmseymour:

What if I just-

It’s a platypus?

the-laughing-muse:

marlynnofmany:

marlynnofmany:

Is anyone else more entertained than they should be by the vintage 1990′s straight-to-DVD, home shopping network aesthetic of the pinned ad for “Tumblr Ad-Free Browsing”?

Staff 1: “We should advertise this.”

Staff 2: “I can put together something slick and modern.”

Staff 1: “Are you new here? They’d hate that with the power of a thousand suns. No, our only options are retro tackiness or off-the-wall bonkers.”

Staff 2: “I don’t have any ideas for bonkers.”

Staff 1: “Retro it is.”

It’s gone!

Good thing I saved a copy for posterity.

All that’s missing is “Now with links!!!”

biglawbear:

adamsmasher:

cipheramnesia:

piscine-unrelated:

lafactoriadelmeme:

Con sonido! 🔈🔉🔊

The face of a woman regretting the music lessons.

This is fairly close to the relationship I had with my mom.

i love those little moments where her face lights up because the joy of the joke far outweighs how sick of it she is. like the moment with the star wars music? *chef’s kiss*

They are both clearly having SO much fun, I love this

iamthecutestofborg:

that-is-not-milk:

nagytoe-deactivated20211125:

silvergryphon:

tokenofmydevotion:

feral-flower-child:

feral-flower-child:

feral-flower-child:

callingallcars:

callingallcars:

everyone’s debating posts of the decade, best and worst, and i have yet to see anyone mention moon moon

for those who were not on here to experience this ridiculousness

Seriously. It caused so many memes.

Truly the greatest meme of our generation

I’m dying. I saw the original, but I’ve never seen any of the others. God bless you, Moon Moon.

MOON MOON WAS THE BEST

@thatotherentity

did not expect to see moon moon today

the-last-teabender:

twofingerswhiskey:

wind-on-the-panes:

notahorseindisguise:

ichigo-kuriimu:

ichigo-kuriimu:

ichigo-kuriimu:

the japanese “-ne?” particle and the british slang term “innit” serve the same function

Standard English: It’s cold, isn’t it?

Japanese: Samui desu ne?

British: It’s fuckin’ freezin’, innit?

i have to do everything around here

i hate this cause i did japanese for like a year and this explains the use of the -ne particle WAYYYY better than my teachers ever did. it took me ages to comprehend what this post makes abundantly clear.

my teachers: its like a, a little rise at the end of a sentence, to show that you are seeking a response, while not warranting the -ka particle which would make it a proper question.

me: ok. i guess i get that??

this post: its like saying “innit?” 

me: oh. oh no.

fun fact: afaik, “-ne” was inherited from the Portuguese settlers/priests that stayed in Japan in the 16th century. It comes from “né?”, which the contraction of “não é?”, “isn’t it?”.

It’s LITERALLY “innit”.

oh so like “eh” in canadian

*un-Babels your Tower*

katy-l-wood:

I think he broke a record for the amount of NSFW jokes in this one. 😂

strawberrygiorno:

stephanidftba:

Apparently this tiktok was deleted hours after I saved it.

[Video ID: A Tiktok that several users have added onto, each making a different joke about gender.

Person 1: They say “No pronouns? Damn… another victim of gender identity theft.” They start cracking up on the last word.

Person 2: They start off smirking while they appear to think about what to say. Then, they look at the camera imitate a spam call voice, saying, “We have been trying to contact you about your gender’s extended warranty.”

Person 3: They come in through a doorway and yell, “It’s my gender identity, and I need it now!” The camera angle shifts to indicate they’re a different person, and they say, “Tired of not having a gender identity? J.G. Wentworth can help. Call J. G. Wentworth; 877-pro-nouns. They’re your pronouns, use them when you need em’!”

Person 4: They imitate the kind of voice you hear on legal ads and say, “Attention: If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with Gender, you may be entitled to financial compensation.”

Person 5: Starting off strong and dissolving into fits of laughter as they speak, they say, “-and now a word from our sponsor: Raid Shadow Genders; conquer all of the genders" End ID]